Day 49

 Here lies the incinerated pot roast.  May it rest in peace.

I almost burnt my house down!  I attempted to cook a pot roast on the stovetop, and I left it unattended for 45 minutes.  I don't know WHAT happened, but I was next door, and as soon as I walked outside I could smell burning.  I walked into my house and there was so much smoke that I couldn't see in front of me.  In fact, I could barely open my eyes.  Needless to say, my house smells well-done,  and I won't try pot roast again for quite a while!

Day 47

Buddy and I were woken up at midnight to the sound of people screaming across the road, and called 911.  The response time was literally 1 minute, and there were 6 police cars there.  3 people left in an ambulance, and a bunch were arrested.  I don't know what happened, but I'm glad I called!